This issue's taglines

Each issue we're going to give you some taglines which you can use in a mailer such as YAM. We'll give you 56 per issue (that's one per day). If you're using Outlook Express, then there's a program called B-Original which generates random taglines for your mail.

Here's this issue's taglines.

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The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
"STOP THE SLAUGHTER! BOYCOTT BABY OIL!"
Political Correctness Toadies should be euthanized.
Political Correctness: A marketing term for mind control
Political Correctness: The 90s version of "Holier than thou".
Political Correctness? Blow me.
Politically *Incorrect* and proud of it!!!
Politically Correct DOS: Ask any key if it wants to be hit
Top 100 Oxymorons: #81 - Politically Correct
Politically-correct: Brain dead from too much agreeing.
Why be Politically Correct, when you can be right?
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.
She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Were hot dogs ever made of dogs?
How do astronauts use the bathroom in space?
What's so French about French fries?
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The secret of the universe is @*&^^^ NO CARRIER
Did anyone see my lost carrier?
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
MSDOS ERROR: Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

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